So this is going back about a month ago.
I had this girl come in for a hair cut with the most terrible eyebrows known to man kind.
It literally startled me.
It was as if she was trying to grow them back in and they were just specks all over with an existing thicker eyebrow in the middle of the cluster of hairs.
OK I admit I am an eyebrow critic...
Anywhoo... by the time I get her in my chair, I realize that her eyebrows are possibly the only thing "sane" about her.
She starts to tell me about her most amazing boyfriend.
They met on a dating website and they have the best relationship ever.
Even though that she works only two days a week she plans to move into a house with him and that he is going to drop everything in the town that he lives in to move out to her.
Lucky girl...
I asked where her boyfriend lives.
She tells me the name of a town thats about an hour and a half away that is notorious for sex and drugs.
I ask how often they see each other.
She said once every two weeks because she doesn't drive.
(no wonder the relationship is soo good)
She tells me that she is going to take the bus out to see him this upcoming weekend because its her birthday in two days.
I tried to tell her happy birthday before she manically cuts me off and snaps "Guess what?!? His birthday is in FEB too!"
I said oh yeah? pretty cool...
I know right? Who would have thought I was born in FEB... then my boyfriends birthday is in FEB... What are the odds?!
First off I cant seem to wrap my mind around why she thinks its crazy that someone else has their birthday in the same month as her...
Secondly why is she saying "feb"and not February!
She goes on talking about Feb and what a great time it is to be born in Feb and the odds of dating someone who was also born in Feb...
One of her friends comes in and sits in the empty station beside me who has equally terrible eyebrows and asks how her day is going.
My client starts to abruptly yell out
HEY GIRL FRIEND!!!! OH JUST GETTING THE ROYAL TREATMENT DONE...
she is literally talking the way a very flamboyant "queen" would be flipping her wrist back and forth and trying to snap her neck at the same time.
Curious... she wasn't talking like this prior to her friend coming in.
She goes on talking about how amazing her "bf" is while interrupting her friend at every possible chance she gets.
As I'm concentrating on my work just to get her out, I notice a coworker is shampooing her next client behind me talking about how its her birthday.
Immediately my client overheard this part and said "BIRHTDAY GIRLS IN THE HA-HOUSE!!"and starts pumping her fists in the air.
Who the fuck is this crazy brawd?! Were not at the jersey shore...
Uncontrollable out bursts tag teamed with sparatic neck movements.... it all really makes me question if there is something seriously wrong with this girl.
At the end of the cut she asks me where she can get her eyebrows fixed.
I gladly told her where to go.
I had this girl come in for a hair cut with the most terrible eyebrows known to man kind.
It literally startled me.
It was as if she was trying to grow them back in and they were just specks all over with an existing thicker eyebrow in the middle of the cluster of hairs.
OK I admit I am an eyebrow critic...
Anywhoo... by the time I get her in my chair, I realize that her eyebrows are possibly the only thing "sane" about her.
She starts to tell me about her most amazing boyfriend.
They met on a dating website and they have the best relationship ever.
Even though that she works only two days a week she plans to move into a house with him and that he is going to drop everything in the town that he lives in to move out to her.
Lucky girl...
I asked where her boyfriend lives.
She tells me the name of a town thats about an hour and a half away that is notorious for sex and drugs.
I ask how often they see each other.
She said once every two weeks because she doesn't drive.
(no wonder the relationship is soo good)
She tells me that she is going to take the bus out to see him this upcoming weekend because its her birthday in two days.
I tried to tell her happy birthday before she manically cuts me off and snaps "Guess what?!? His birthday is in FEB too!"
I said oh yeah? pretty cool...
I know right? Who would have thought I was born in FEB... then my boyfriends birthday is in FEB... What are the odds?!
First off I cant seem to wrap my mind around why she thinks its crazy that someone else has their birthday in the same month as her...
Secondly why is she saying "feb"and not February!
She goes on talking about Feb and what a great time it is to be born in Feb and the odds of dating someone who was also born in Feb...
One of her friends comes in and sits in the empty station beside me who has equally terrible eyebrows and asks how her day is going.
My client starts to abruptly yell out
HEY GIRL FRIEND!!!! OH JUST GETTING THE ROYAL TREATMENT DONE...
she is literally talking the way a very flamboyant "queen" would be flipping her wrist back and forth and trying to snap her neck at the same time.
Curious... she wasn't talking like this prior to her friend coming in.
She goes on talking about how amazing her "bf" is while interrupting her friend at every possible chance she gets.
As I'm concentrating on my work just to get her out, I notice a coworker is shampooing her next client behind me talking about how its her birthday.
Immediately my client overheard this part and said "BIRHTDAY GIRLS IN THE HA-HOUSE!!"and starts pumping her fists in the air.
Who the fuck is this crazy brawd?! Were not at the jersey shore...
Uncontrollable out bursts tag teamed with sparatic neck movements.... it all really makes me question if there is something seriously wrong with this girl.
At the end of the cut she asks me where she can get her eyebrows fixed.
I gladly told her where to go.
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